Post by caridwen on Nov 9, 2014 3:47:36 GMT
Christmas is in just over six weeks and it's time to think about presents for our loved ones. Do you have any ideas in mind? I've come across some interesting ideas:
Perpetual Disappointments Diary
All-new demotivational proverbs are mixed in with the most depressing of the old ones. Also includes double the amount of Notable Deaths and new sections such as Useful Phrases (translated into French, German, Mandarin and Spanish), Personal SWOT Analysis, Apology Note templates and Bank Insecurity Questions.
An address book section includes space for People Who Never Call and Imaginary Friends. A notes section includes Ideas You'll Never Follow Up and Notes Toward A Tweet Everyone Will Ignore.
If you know someone who likes smoking weed, how about Brilliant Ideas I had Whilst Stoned notebooks?
Some of the greatest creative minds in the world can credit part of their success to a little inhaled inspiration—including Stephen King, Tarantino, and pretty much every musician ever. It’s pretty well known that there’s a link between creativity and cannabis, but unfortunately the same can be said about short term memory loss. You could have an idea for the next big thing and completely forget by the time you get a craving for a burrito. Nip that problem in the bud (hehe) and keep this notebook handy at all times so you can jot down all of the brilliant ideas you have while stoned.
Know a sociopath? What about a book for People I want to Punch in the Face. You can keep track of all your enemies.
How about a silk hearthrob pillow? A custom made silk pillow of your loved one's hollywood crush when you're too busy to stalk.
For the schizophrenic in your life, how about some Secret Agent Accessories.
Looking like an average credit card in both size, shape and markings, the Credit Card Lockpick Set features a hidden compartment that slides discretely out to reveal five tools for quickly unlocking a door. Although it would appear to be something of a gag gift for a friend, the Credit Card Lockpick Set comes with five stainless steel tools that can actually aid in picking a lock, which makes it both humorous and a little bit unsettling.
For your alcoholic best friend, how about a watch that also acts as a bottle opener. They'll never get the shakes again!
And for the tourettes sufferer in your life, stuff with lots of swearing.
Anymore ideas for your loved ones at Christmas?
Perpetual Disappointments Diary
All-new demotivational proverbs are mixed in with the most depressing of the old ones. Also includes double the amount of Notable Deaths and new sections such as Useful Phrases (translated into French, German, Mandarin and Spanish), Personal SWOT Analysis, Apology Note templates and Bank Insecurity Questions.
An address book section includes space for People Who Never Call and Imaginary Friends. A notes section includes Ideas You'll Never Follow Up and Notes Toward A Tweet Everyone Will Ignore.
If you know someone who likes smoking weed, how about Brilliant Ideas I had Whilst Stoned notebooks?
Some of the greatest creative minds in the world can credit part of their success to a little inhaled inspiration—including Stephen King, Tarantino, and pretty much every musician ever. It’s pretty well known that there’s a link between creativity and cannabis, but unfortunately the same can be said about short term memory loss. You could have an idea for the next big thing and completely forget by the time you get a craving for a burrito. Nip that problem in the bud (hehe) and keep this notebook handy at all times so you can jot down all of the brilliant ideas you have while stoned.
Know a sociopath? What about a book for People I want to Punch in the Face. You can keep track of all your enemies.
How about a silk hearthrob pillow? A custom made silk pillow of your loved one's hollywood crush when you're too busy to stalk.
For the schizophrenic in your life, how about some Secret Agent Accessories.
Looking like an average credit card in both size, shape and markings, the Credit Card Lockpick Set features a hidden compartment that slides discretely out to reveal five tools for quickly unlocking a door. Although it would appear to be something of a gag gift for a friend, the Credit Card Lockpick Set comes with five stainless steel tools that can actually aid in picking a lock, which makes it both humorous and a little bit unsettling.
For your alcoholic best friend, how about a watch that also acts as a bottle opener. They'll never get the shakes again!
And for the tourettes sufferer in your life, stuff with lots of swearing.
Anymore ideas for your loved ones at Christmas?